Curse

Mercury Angel · Jan 31, 2006, 12:31 AM // 00:31

As the great leaders, and future leaders, of America, it is imperative that you become politically aware, knowledgeable and assured in a wide variety of issues, both those that will directly affect your lives, and those that will indirectly affect your lives, through family, friends, businesses you form transactions with, etc. Therefore, I bring to this forum matters of great socioeconomic import:

1) Of the following political parties, which do you most align with?
-A)The Gummy Bear Party
-B)The Pizza Party
-C)The Gratuitous Violence Party
-D) Write-In Ballot

2) If you had to build your house out of the following, which material would you use?
-A) Straw
-B) Sticks
-C) Bricks
-D) Write-In Ballot

4) What is your stance on airline food?

5) Which flavour of pie would you elect?

6) If the world were to end tomorrow, would you be satisfied with the price of beans in China?

7) True or False: I believe that the direction I swirl my coffee in the morning has profound impacts on the world.

8) True or False: It is important to control the amount of cheese shown on television, and rate programs appropriately.

9) True or False: The rising cost of diapers is obviously a result of a baby care product cartel, driven by the ketchup industry.

10) How do you feel about Proposition §4905, Standards and Regulation of Personal Appearance and Hygiene in Political Positions, requiring all politicians to follow a strict regiment of dress and bathing?

*Bonus Question*
True or False: The Guild Wars Guru staff are 'teh sexeh'!

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Scoring:
If you answered-
1-10) You have too much time on your hands.
Bonus) The correct answer is, True.

Anything else, and you have failed. The thought police will be with you shortly for reprogramming.
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*Disclaimer: The questions and comments in this topic are purely fictitious/ridiculous. Any similarity to actual political or social issues is purely coincidental. And yes, I have too much time on my hands today.

unienaule · Jan 31, 2006, 12:42 AM // 00:42

So... I'm 'teh sexeh'? I was unaware of this.

Swampgirl Inez · Jan 31, 2006, 12:56 AM // 00:56

1) B, but sometimes I hang around with A
2) B, pointy sticks are very handy to have around
3) N/A
4) Usually it's "Endure Pain"
5) As much as I like Xags, I have to vote for pecan.
6) No
7) True, if the sugar doesn't dissolve just right....
8) Only if it is 'stinky cheese'
9) False, trick question. The ketchup industry controls the band-aid cartels.
10) More bunk. Everyone knows what you see on TV isn't real. I've only ever seen politicians on TV, so I don't believe in them.

Bonus) False, you are a Tortoise

TheEPIC · Jan 31, 2006, 01:15 AM // 01:15

1) C
2) D, Nuclear Waste is a great construction material
3) Where is number 3?
4) It should be used as a means of torture
5) Lemon Meringue FTW!!!
6) No, because the price of beans in China is appalling and I for one won't stand for it, even if the world did just end.
7) True, everything I do impacts the world and you should know it
8) True, sorry Packers fans but you and your cheese offends everyone else
9) False, as a part of the Gratuitous Violence Party I personally know the ketchup industry executives and know they have no dealings with any sort of "cartel."
10) I feel that this has been propagated by the "clean" man to exascervate those of us who refuse to follow their uniform cleanliness. I propose that we emancipate ourselves from the binds of Irish Spring and Calvin Klein and all of their cohorts who would have us "wash" and "dress appropriately."

Bonus) False, I see no pics confirming the statement.

Savio · Jan 31, 2006, 03:46 AM // 03:46

1. I've always been a Gummish Pizza person; some may call me a moderate or a coward but I stand by my beliefs.

2. D. Cardboard boxes: they're everywhere you need to be.

3. Nope, we shouldn't let regular forum posters see our hidden messages.

4. Frenzy, maybe Sprint if it starts to run.

5. I admit, I am anti-pie. Unless it is pizza pie. Then I vote for Gummish Pizza.

6. Yes, because the monkeys are revolting.

7. Who needs coffee when you have an IV of Mt. Dew in your arm?

8. YES! Forget sex, crime, and drugs. Cheese is the worst influence on young kids today.

9. False. Obviously it's not the ketchup cartel, but the National Union of Broom Makers that has the Ninja Corps in a chokehold, so the Pop Tab Collector Brotherhood withheld their precious tabs and forced the baby care product cartel to compensate.

10. They need to amend it so that more actors and actresses become politicians. At least then I'll have something pretty to look at instead of old wrinkly people.

Bonus. False, only I am.